About Abluekiwi

I have an amaaaazing girlfriend!!! =D I'm very happy. Oh, and yes, I'M A FUCKING GRAMMAR NAZI! Oh, and when you read my comments, read them nonchalantly. That's how they're supposed to be read. Oh, and my name is Ben. You can refer to me as "Benjy" or "Kiwi."

Fucked!
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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