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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1989 (26 years)
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About abezzy : Hey wats up yall, bout me?
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Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24704) - you deserved it (5093)

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