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abcdefghiloveyou
  • Town/Country : Oregon
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 5639
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About abcdefghiloveyou : I'm an aspiring Nurse Practitioner. :)
I say "god", "like", and "fuck" way too often.
I'm not religious.
I'm different.
kthxbai

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188 (453)

I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (6914)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (6971) - you deserved it (17878)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (66541) - you deserved it (9414)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516 (242)

I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (6827)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

#4046377 (746)

I agree, your life sucks (81740) - you deserved it (24046)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I got home and threw my phone onto my bed as usual. This time it bounced out the window. FML

#3663741 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (34445) - you deserved it (19555)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by jadakorn (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (8991) - you deserved it (38267)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

#1485215 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (81562) - you deserved it (11211)

On 04/30/2009 at 8:15am - intimacy - by soooyeah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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