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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6005
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About abcdefghiloveyou : I'm an aspiring Nurse Practitioner. :)
I say "god", "like", and "fuck" way too often.
I'm not religious.
I'm different.
kthxbai

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43100) - you deserved it (9567)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML

#8492121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9622) - you deserved it (27544)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87467) - you deserved it (14621)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my first blow job. My girlfriend thought it would be sexy to "caress" my ball sack. By caress she meant bitch slap from side to side. FML

#4267516
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59130) - you deserved it (8773)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:37pm - intimacy - by BeboKhaos (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

#3610078
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11624) - you deserved it (51446)

On 07/09/2009 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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