About Abcdefghiloveyou
I'm an aspiring Nurse Practitioner. :) I say "god", "like", and "fuck" way too often. I'm not religious. I'm different. kthxbai
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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

By soooyeah - / Thursday 30 April 2009 12:15 / United States
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By BeboKhaos - / Tuesday 4 August 2009 02:37 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

By treegirl - / Sunday 26 July 2009 05:57 / United States