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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3191
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About abbi96x : Are you stalking me?:')
I'm Abbi - I'm Australian, French & English.
I'm giggly and have a fun personality.
I'm taken by my gorgeous boyfriend!
Wanna know more? Message me, although I mainly use the app, so I won't reply straight away.
Seeya!:D

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Today, I went to a school committee meeting. I sat opposite my boyfriend. To get his attention I began stroking his crotch area with my leg. The principal stood up 5 minutes later pulling me under the table. My tights were caught in his zipper. FML

#5548744
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7512) - you deserved it (32640)

On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)

Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML

#914206
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55919) - you deserved it (8463)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:13pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

#333787
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76301) - you deserved it (39442)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:45am - intimacy - by 12incher (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6929) - you deserved it (61299)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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