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About abbi96x : Are you stalking me?:')
I'm Abbi - I'm Australian, French & English.
I'm giggly and have a fun personality.
I'm taken by my gorgeous boyfriend!
Wanna know more? Message me, although I mainly use the app, so I won't reply straight away.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my Dad called me to tell me that he had finally won the lottery and that I no longer had to worry about trying to find a way to pay for school. I was so excited I started crying. He then told me that he won $5 on a scratch off lotto ticket. He bought a sandwich. Funny dad. FML
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Friday 22 May 2015