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Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2009 at 1:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said… Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled… Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML
- Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me.… Today I had to contact tech support for my computer. I had a chat window open + a customer service… Today, my mom got a jukebox. She hasn't stopped playing the music on a high volume for the past two…