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  • Number of comments : 2429
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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aardvarkish's favorite FMLs

2day I was in the check-out linehen I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk I took as long as I could packaging mah items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car.

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39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6413) - you deserved it (38717)

On 02/06/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by Nominome - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML

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221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31752) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister an her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend cummed up an said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. mega FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (2339)

On 01/31/2010 at 8:35am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I CAUGHT BOYFRIEND CHEATING SO I BROKE UP WITH HIM. AS REVENGE HE THREW PS3 AND XBOX OUT OF THE WINDOWHEN I WASN'T IN OUR HOUSE. I GOT THOSE CONSOLES OUT OF THE SPARE MONEY THREE JOBS HAD BROUGHT IN - THE SAME THREE JOBS I HAD TO GET BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO GET A JOB OF HIS OWN. FML

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299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40209) - you deserved it (8037)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction . I did . I got a high five . FML

#7434698
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (6276)

On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found some pictures of the boy I have a crush on online. Not only is he a crossdresser, but he's also a better looking woman than I am. FML

#7353412
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26159) - you deserved it (5417)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:02am - love - by Rin (woman) - United States (California)



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