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About aardvarkish : My fave commenters are:
Intelligent Commenters are:
(Sadly, a few are no longer with us.)
Outrageous (Intelligent in their own way) Commenters I like are:
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
2day I was in the check-out linehen I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk I took as long as I could packaging mah items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car.
Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister an her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend cummed up an said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. mega FML
TODAY, I CAUGHT BOYFRIEND CHEATING SO I BROKE UP WITH HIM. AS REVENGE HE THREW PS3 AND XBOX OUT OF THE WINDOWHEN I WASN'T IN OUR HOUSE. I GOT THOSE CONSOLES OUT OF THE SPARE MONEY THREE JOBS HAD BROUGHT IN - THE SAME THREE JOBS I HAD TO GET BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO GET A JOB OF HIS OWN. FML
Friday 27 March 2015