About Aardvarkish
My fave commenters are: aardvarkish Intelligent Commenters are: (Sadly, a few are no longer with us.) ScaryyMaryy TheIrishJaneDoe Freeze Intoxicunt LilAfo Pendatik MyLifeIsFable 5t3ff1k4h sweet_candy_ Outrageous (Intelligent in their own way) Commenters I like are: FFML_314 Perdix DocBastard
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Aardvarkish's favorite FMLs

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because my family raises chickens, some of which we eat. I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" and that "good" people buy their meat from the supermarket. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 26 April 2013 18:01 / Mexico - Ensenada

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

By thats what my ipod is for - / Friday 26 April 2013 17:34 / United States

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

By guess I'm stuck / Tuesday 16 April 2013 07:23 / United States - Alamo

Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 February 2013 13:56 / Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

By Laila / Wednesday 20 February 2013 12:01 / United States