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  • Number of visits : 13981
  • Number of comments : 2429
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About aardvarkish : My fave commenters are:
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Intelligent Commenters are:
(Sadly, a few are no longer with us.)
ScaryyMaryy
TheIrishJaneDoe
Freeze
Intoxicunt
LilAfo
Pendatik
MyLifeIsFable
5t3ff1k4h
sweet_candy_

Outrageous (Intelligent in their own way) Commenters I like are:
FFML_314
Perdix
DocBastard

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aardvarkish's favorite FMLs

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

by musicmaniac13 / 03/18/2011 at 3:08pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't let me move into his new apartment with him. It turns out his other girlfriend had already moved in. FML

by Kimberlie / 03/15/2011 at 5:23am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2010 at 5:37am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:47am / United States (New York) / Money

Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML

by unsatisfying / 10/28/2010 at 1:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did their regular check up, and found "odd red marks" on the inside of my thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to my mother and the doctor that it was a hickey from my boyfriend. FML

by hickhick / 10/17/2010 at 12:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that making an illegal U-turn right after you see a cop doing one will not stop said cop from ticketing you. FML

by Triumvirate / 10/16/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

by pathetic_girl / 10/14/2010 at 10:45am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 12:42pm / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

by Pr unlucky / 10/02/2010 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

by Anonymous / 09/26/2010 at 5:26am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Love

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

by shouldabeenapornstar / 03/17/2010 at 11:46am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8 hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I am now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML

by evenpoorer / 03/16/2010 at 1:19am / United States (Idaho) / Work