About aardvarkish : My fave commenters are:
aardvarkish
Intelligent Commenters are:
(Sadly, a few are no longer with us.)
ScaryyMaryy
TheIrishJaneDoe
Freeze
Intoxicunt
LilAfo
Pendatik
MyLifeIsFable
5t3ff1k4h
sweet_candy_
Outrageous (Intelligent in their own way) Commenters I like are:
FFML_314
Perdix
DocBastard
100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, I finally went on a date with my crush. When he kissed me goodnight, it made me think of a dying slug. FML
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On 06/21/2011 at 7:52am - love - by anon - United States
Today, I told my five year old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
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On 06/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by screwedwoman27 - United States
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)
Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML
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On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)
Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, after being chronically constipated for the better part of a week, I finally have the urge to poop. Too bad I'm 30 minutes early to work and locked out of the building. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 9:07am - health - by missbutthole - United States (New York)
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
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On 05/13/2011 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by scalmon - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
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On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
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On 04/28/2011 at 9:16am - love - by nuttedthefout -
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