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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have there "official licenses in muff diving". big fat FML

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381 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by Gavin - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today... ma family ad dinner wit ma future in-laws fir te first time. After a bottle of wine to erself... ma moter loudly insisted tat I'm out of er will. Apparently... I "molest towels" and leave tem to "fester fir days" in ma "den of depravity". I'm sure tey'll give me teir daugter now. big fat FML

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On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today my parents tried to convince me to get a divorce. My wife and I are perfectly fine. FML

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On 01/09/2012 at 4:08am - love - by rook - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest.

#18586179
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

#18490582
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom . Soon after, I did the same . Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one . I yelld, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayd air freshener under the partition . As I left the stall, friend walkd into the restroom . FML

#18490582
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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday..!! mah boyfriend left me fir mah neighbor!! Her name is Hope!! She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard!! FML

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On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." real FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, WHILE WAITING 4 MY MOM TO PICK ME UP FROM UNIVERSITY, I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PRETENDD TO TALK TO SOMEONE. I DIDN'T THINK PEOPLE STILL POINTD AND LAUGHD, BUT APPARENTLY THEY DO WHEN YUR MOM PULLS UP AND SHOUTS, "STOP PRETENDING TO TALK TO SOMEONE." FML

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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO THE SMELL OF BACON. IT SMELLED SO GOOD, AND MADE ME VERY HUNGRY. THEN I REALIZED IT WAS MAH NIEGHBOR COOKING. I HAVE NO MONEY OR BACON. FML

#18346168
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On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, mah entre family cummd over fir thanksgiving. It went pretty well, only four family members got in a fist fight and only one cop car was calld. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by guy - United States

Yesterday,hen drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposd to be fun. mega FML

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97 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that mah naw roommata got kickd out of his old housa cuz ha pulld a gun on his old roommatas and thraatand tham. Tha raason? Thay naggd him about dishas ha laft in tha sink. Wall, only 10 months laft on tha laasa. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by Charles Pennington (man) - United States



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