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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 546
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About _syrenn : I'm Syrenn.
I read fml for smiles C: lol
je suis moi (:

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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 12:33am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML


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