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Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8431) - you deserved it (13631)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)



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