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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
by killmenow / 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, I’m on a mission in Africa. My company driver is so old, deaf and half blind that I have to…