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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 181
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
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I agree, your life sucks (44577) - you deserved it (3888)

On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
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I agree, your life sucks (24789) - you deserved it (6001)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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