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by Aggressive / 07/24/2013 at 9:12am / Ireland (Dublin) / Holidays
by cheekychimp23 / 07/24/2013 at 8:03am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2013 at 8:56am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML
by cls_x / 02/24/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm / Hungary (Szeged) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm / Botswana (North-East) / Intimacy
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
by Thai rice mistake / 02/12/2013 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
by Target / 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by maggu / 02/10/2013 at 11:26pm / Denmark / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
by hamandegger / 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous
by I'maboutobarf / 01/31/2013 at 5:28am / Australia / Health
by notsobig / 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…