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_christina1713's favorite FMLs

Today, I came back from vacation only to find my 16-year-old son was throwing a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. FML

By Aggressive - / Wednesday 24 July 2013 13:12 / Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

By cheekychimp23 / Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:03 / United Kingdom

Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML

By Thai rice mistake / Tuesday 12 February 2013 08:04 / United States - Oakland

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

By Target / Tuesday 12 February 2013 01:42 / United States

Today, my mom started referring to me as "The Bitch". When I asked her why, she said that I have always been a bitch, but I was never old enough for her to actually call me a bitch. FML

By maggu - / Monday 11 February 2013 04:26 / Denmark