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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (141355)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screams "Stop winking at me, you bastard! Don't even think about it, you ugly fuck!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33565) - you deserved it (2461)

On 05/15/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by ballerphilip23 (man) - Austria (Wien)



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