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About _SexyLexi_ : I'm 19, my name is Lexie. I'm a cheerleader. I love all of my friends and Ive had many werid times with them. If you want to know more feel free to ask me!(:
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML
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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)
Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by neednewfriends (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
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On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML
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On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a man who lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I saw who sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope for you." FML
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On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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On 07/13/2009 at 7:30am - health - by letsloseweight (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML
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On 05/09/2009 at 10:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML
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On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
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On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML
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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
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On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, at physical therapy the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said "hey sweet ipod". She said, "actually i have diabetes." FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
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