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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2068
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About _SexyLexi_ : I'm 19, my name is Lexie. I'm a cheerleader. I love all of my friends and Ive had many werid times with them. If you want to know more feel free to ask me!(:

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_SexyLexi_'s favorite FMLs

Today, my 23-year old boyfriend is not talking to me because I bought the regular kind of macaroni and cheese instead of the cartoon kind. FML

#11923673
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32835) - you deserved it (16834)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

#6832794
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27423) - you deserved it (2530)

On 12/19/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by neednewfriends (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

#5848105
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41457) - you deserved it (2312)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

#4905255
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46219) - you deserved it (4067)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a man who lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I saw who sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope for you." FML

#3740812
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41216) - you deserved it (8093)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML

#3712266
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23599) - you deserved it (41008)

On 07/13/2009 at 7:30am - health - by letsloseweight (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I was on a small plane. A flight attendant told us that there was too much weight in the front of the plane and they needed 3 people to move to the back of the plane. I volunteer and walk to the back. She says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64554) - you deserved it (10552)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90167) - you deserved it (3948)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

#703894
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (189291) - you deserved it (31201)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

#125305
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40520) - you deserved it (6119)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!" FML

#91995
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47335) - you deserved it (2459)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:37pm - health - by trackgurl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53030) - you deserved it (8409)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML

#56080
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10297) - you deserved it (36730)

On 02/16/2009 at 8:31pm - health - by LA (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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