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About _Freaak_ : Bored
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, a frog made my hot tub his new home. I can't stand frogs and he moves lightening fast. I think the only way to get rid of him is to turn the heat on and boil him. Which I would do if my daughter didn't already adore him. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 8:57pm - kids - by BSwan (woman) - Australia
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 3:39am - misc - by Sparks (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that my sister, who's claimed for the past six years to be lesbian, has become straight. She's now dating the guy that I've liked for two years. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 9:48am - intimacy - by samanthalynn12 - United States
Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States
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