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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2525
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zombielanddd : I've been here forever, just never had an account.

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Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to penis as small change. real FML

#18417408
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33577) - you deserved it (5437)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... AT MAH JOB AS A WAITRESS... I FELL... LANDD ON MAH ASS... MANAGING NOT TO SPILL THE DRINKS OR DROP THE FOOD IN MAH HANDS. A LITTLE BOY YELLD "NINJA WAITRESS!" EVERY ONE AT WORK HAS BEEN CALLING ME THAT ALL DAY... AND PURPOSELY BEEN TRYING TO TRIP ME TO SEE IF I COULD DO IT AGAIN. MEGA FML

#18390822
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I agree, your life sucks (36654) - you deserved it (5476)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (15822)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out mah boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice mah age. I'm 32. FML

#18353006
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49782) - you deserved it (3616)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7522) - you deserved it (58479)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulld the old ( Can I pay u in Trident Layers? ) bull on me . Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier . If scowl could kill.. . FML

#18350847
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7522) - you deserved it (58479)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I looool popped a boner while mah brace were bieng tightened . mega FML

#18309491
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (7006)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream ( Look! A baby unicorn! ) big fat FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

2day while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

#18279694
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37006) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/18/2011 at 7:22am - work - by Anothernametaken (man) - United States

Today... I have two black eyes. The first one I got from the girlhose ass I mistakenly grabbed at a party last night. The other one I got from my girlfriendhen I explained the first one. FML

#18240312
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15945) - you deserved it (30482)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by ThatHurts (man) - Canada

TODAY, LIKE EVERY DAY, I USED MY PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP. AS I REACHED FOR SOME TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MYSELF, MY SISTER POUNDED ON THE DOOR FOR ME TO HURRY UP. I YELLED "FINE," AND WITHOUT REALIZING IT, WIPED MYSELF WITH MY PHONE. FML

#18239656
301 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm - misc - by shootme - Canada

Today , I got home late to fine mah dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles fir mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it , he was vacuuming it. FML

#18234990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27721) - you deserved it (2090)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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