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by ParkerRommel / 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
by Benjamin / 01/25/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Allergic / 01/24/2012 at 12:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by suffersecks / 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML
by LonerCow / 01/20/2012 at 10:15am / United States / Miscellaneous
by toothpaste / 01/19/2012 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, my live in boyfriend has been giving me the silent treatment for the last three days because… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I painted and repaired two bookcases for my Grandma. As I was putting it all back together…