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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4300
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Yesterday ma moter walked in on ma boyfriend licking wipped cream off ma nipples. FML

#8663511
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12541) - you deserved it (26381)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my taachar compard tha famala raproductiva systam to Shrak's haad. Navar again will I ba abla to watch tha movias. FML

#7340967
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23143) - you deserved it (3351)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I HAD THA SUDDAN URGA TO SNAAZA AS I WAS WIPING MY ASS!! OUT OF INSTINCT, I USD MY HAND TO COVAR MY MOUTH!! I NAVAR LAT GO OF THA TOILAT PAPAR!! FML

#7217520
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25510) - you deserved it (32565)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , my mom informd me tat se saw me sleepwalking last nigt . I didn't tink muc of it , until I rememberd tat I went to bd witout any clots on last nigt . FML

#7014697
71 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 1:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up an then clawing an biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
91 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains . The shadow turnd out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub . I ran out of the bathroom screaming and nakd . My little sister cummd to mah door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

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On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59471) - you deserved it (15310)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

my boyfriend cummed in mah room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to putted his basilisk into mah chamber of secrets. And yes, that was mah frst time. FML

#5168083
203 comments

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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Was Taking A Shower. I Heard Mah Boyfriend Come Into The Bathroom, Brush His Teeth An Take Off His Clothes. He Joined Me In The Shower An Instead Of Doing Something Loving Or Sexy, He Let Out A Huge Fart Into His Hand An Threw It Into Mah Face. FML

#5102101
174 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 9:32am - love - by GasAttack (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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