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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4298
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, boyfriend confessed his desre to have sexhile I'm on period. He calls it "bloody victory." mega FML

#14087170
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36818) - you deserved it (5426)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (10924)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41323) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today , I Went Fir A Run. When I Got Home , No One Was There So I Took Off Mah Clothes An Laid On The Cool Wood Floor. I Decided To Call Mah Grlfriend An We Started Talking In Baby Voices. That'shen Mah Mom Walked Into The House Witnessing Everything. FML

#13777099
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9401) - you deserved it (33367)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my cat lerened how to flush the toilethile I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. big fat FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (5299)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57721) - you deserved it (12330)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said ( I'm sorry ) to me. FML

#13675906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33607) - you deserved it (3240)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today , my boyfriend , who is a great cook , decidd to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made lookd werd but tastd good. I jokingly said , ( They taste great , but they look awful! ) He respondd by saying , ( I could say the same thing about you. ) FML

#13655467
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19037) - you deserved it (24554)

On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)

Today I woka up to shit on mah floor and mah cat hiding undar mah comfortar. I hava to gat rid of mah looool naw fish bacausa mah cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22438) - you deserved it (2955)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today , I'm going on an 8 hour drive with insane family. This usually means screaming arguments , graphic conversations about dad's pubes , some karaoke , plenty of farting , some stale Pringles , and an obese golden retriever on lap the entire time. Arizona , here we come.

#13495901
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26991) - you deserved it (3547)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:56am - misc - by fmmlll (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I saw mah boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine , except he was saying "Nom nom nom , I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor.

#13481200
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (8010)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

#13432324
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (21486)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I was at the beach with mah parents. They were walking hand in hand, when they spotted a crab. My Dad turned to mah Mum an said "Oh, must've crawled out of mah pubes!" they both laughed an kissed. I don't think they realized I was within hereing distance. FML

#13287262
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32166) - you deserved it (3468)

On 10/02/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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