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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3642
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML

#19276990
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/14/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by S. Michaels (man) - United States

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

#19187545
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9594) - you deserved it (32881)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:36am - intimacy - by areyouserious - United States

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35847) - you deserved it (10157)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15042) - you deserved it (40005)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter in law sent me another romantic text that was meant for her husband. Not only can't she spell for shit, the clichés she uses are horrifyingly embarrassing. The fact this keeps happening makes me want to slam her head in the oven. FML

#18229715
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27348) - you deserved it (4104)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
195 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44948) - you deserved it (5041)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27334) - you deserved it (11168)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

#17367681
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11150) - you deserved it (21695)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:47pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, my mom decided to give me a bloodcurdlingly graphic sex talk. On a plane. I'm 23. FML

#17343127
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (2492)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by jared77 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

#17338822
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (2305)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML

#17243352
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10763) - you deserved it (32689)

On 07/24/2011 at 5:01pm - misc - by cadillacfrank - United States

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15784) - you deserved it (42776)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (6214)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51238) - you deserved it (5606)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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