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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : Wanna buy my shit? Find me at vinted by the username zoeyzila.

Names you cannot use to address me: bae, baby, sugar, sweetie, hot stuff, darling, babe, girl, bitch, whore, hoe, slut, etc.
Names you can use to address me: Zoey.

Don't ask me for nudes, it's annoying.
Don't ask me if I'm single. You can't date me, so why does it even matter?
Do message me if you would like to have a friendly debate and/or delightful banter.
Do refrain from attempting to insult me, since that will automatically make me a better person than yourself.
Don't tell me that I have less life experience than you and am therefore naïve. You have no concept of what my past 16 years of life have been like, so don't make the mistake of assuming you know me well enough for that.
Do use correct spelling and grammar to the best of your abilities. Intelligence is a valued asset.
Don't blabber to me about your hate of abortions, homosexuality, men, women, ethnicities, religions, etc.

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