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About Zoeythedinosaur : Understand that I am about as interested in you as Einstein was interested in social networking. Do yourself a favor, save yourself the embarrassment, and stop flirting with me.
•Don't even speak to me unless you're a boss ass bitch.
•Seriously honest and Blunt.
•Yes, I'm single. See line one for instructions.
•My favorite body part is my butt. Problem?
•I'm German, Guyanese, British, African and Scottish. You can ask how the fuck that happened if you'd like.
•Hablo español. ¿Quieres pelear?
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Friday 21 November 2014