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- Title : Miss
- Birth Date :
Tuesday 7 April 1998 (15 years)
- Number of visits : 674
- Number of comments : 7
- Number of FMLs :
0 confirmed out of 1 posted
About Zoeythedinosaur : Guyz srsly...it's my birfday in a month. I'm so old and wise!
The 1975 = crazy orgasmic ear sex
I'm 15 just so all you creepers know.
Boom. I'm a pterodactyl.
My name is Zoey (obviously)
•favorite color is purple
•I adore small children
•I'm a quarter Guyanese, a quarter South African, and half German.(yes I know I don't have dark skin)
•I'm pro-gay, pro-choice, and everything else under the sun that is civil, so don't preach your hate to me
•I wear glasses often because I am practically a blind old bat
•I'm weird, can't handle that? Leave
•I'm fluent in sarcasm and BS
•I have kik and snapchat. No, you can't be creepy and ask to "talk dirty" with me. I will not have sex with you.
Message me. I like meeting people. Unless you're stupid and/or a douche bag. Also keep in mind that I am not just a pair of tits, I DO have a personality. :)
I don't like boys. I like...
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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