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  • Town/Country : Madison, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1516
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : "I believe God is everything' say Shug. 'Everything that ever was or ever will be. And when you can feel that, and be happy to feel that, you've found it"

I'm the kind of person that takes a selfie and puts it everywhere, since a good picture of me is a rarity.

Smoking/"Doing" anything is an unbecoming habit in my opinion.

I'm very passionate about sleeping.

I have lupus. Ask me what that is.

I love horror movies, but I'm a complete wimp anyway.

My favorite book is a toss up between "To Kill A Mockingbird" and "The Color Purple".

Shahi Paneer is my idea of a true comfort meal.

I'm multiracial if you feel this dying need to know. I'm 2000000% aware I don't look it, thank you.

Zoeythedinosaur's page activity

Visits<b>Pinto_2015</b> - yesterday at 4:54pm<b>Tailored</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 4:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 1:13pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 10:25am<b>toneeangel</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 10:21pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:45pm<b>JustAnotherJose2</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:31pm<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 10:44am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:37pm<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:45am<b>kemosabe4201</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:03pm<b>MrGibbs25</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:13pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:51am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 1:52am<b>MagnusDeus</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:21am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:21pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:44pm

Fucked!<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:45pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:52am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 3:53am<b>MrGibbs25</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:54am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:19pm<b>jogihoppa8343</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:24pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 12:04am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:26am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 4:09pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 9:55am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:49am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 6:10am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:09pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:07am<b>Tailored</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:39am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 4:05am<b>rosettafairy</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:06am<b>isaac_newton</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 2:50am

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