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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1145
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : Understand that I am about as interested in you as Einstein was interested in social networking. Do yourself a favor, save yourself the embarrassment, and stop flirting with me.

•Don't even speak to me unless you're a boss ass bitch.
•Seriously honest and Blunt.
•Yes, I'm single. See line one for instructions.
•My favorite body part is my butt. Problem?
•I'm German, Guyanese, British, African and Scottish. You can ask how the fuck that happened if you'd like.
•Hablo español. ¿Quieres pelear?

Zoeythedinosaur's page activity

Visits<b>cmchappy</b> - 4 hours ago<b>davered89</b> - 8 hours ago<b>RMLrapemylife</b> - 21 hours ago<b>herecomestheboom</b> - yesterday at 11:27pm<b>captmorgan210</b> - yesterday at 7:01pm<b>nightfire2258</b> - yesterday at 1:57pm<b>fairydust7</b> - yesterday at 1:02pm<b>four0seven</b> - yesterday at 2:21am<b>Ausdank</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 2:40pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 2:23pm<b>hard_candy</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 2:12pm<b>HereToLaughAtU</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 1:19pm<b>ZY1431</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 1:16pm<b>mk1hate1my1job1</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 1:08pm<b>elmassapilo</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 10:33am<b>katebond</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 9:57am<b>deepvira</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 1:12am<b>jfoll25</b> - the 11/24/2014 at 11:12pm

Liked!<b>davered89</b> - yesterday at 3:14am<b>deepvira</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 7:13am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:52am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 3:33am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 6:56pm<b>cameronaka</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:22pm<b>laaryssa</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:31am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 2:45am<b>alex_jones2312</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 4:55pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 12:58pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 3:25am<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:52pm

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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