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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1061
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : Please stop hitting on me. I'M NOT INTERESTED.

•Don't even speak to me unless you're a boss ass bitch.
•Seriously honest and Blunt.
•Yes, I'm single. See line one for instructions.
•My favorite body part is my butt. Problem?
•I'm German, Guyanese, British, African and Scottish. You can ask how the fuck that happened if you'd like.
•Hablo español. ¿Quieres pelear?

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Liked!<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 2:45am<b>alex_jones2312</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 4:55pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 12:58pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 3:25am<b>rogwest</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 11:52pm

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