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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1205
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : Please don't hit on me. It's creepy and I'm not into it.

•KidInk is bæ.
•blueberries are bæ
•multiracial families are bæ
•you are bæ

Please remember that you are perfect just the way you are and no one can replace you. You're one of a kind and you are absolutely essential to this world. If you think no one loves you, think again, I love you! You need someone to talk to, I'm right here. Yes I'm a stranger but I can empathize, I promise!

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