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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1356
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zoeythedinosaur : I'm me and you're you. Cool.

•I love blueberries.
•Human rights supporter. (That includes EVERYONE).
•Religious.
•Baby killer (otherwise known as pro-choice).
•Not your typical by-the-book human being.
•Dogs and babies are life.
•Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you.
•Eating is my favorite activity.

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Visits<b>inhindsight</b> - 4 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 11:08pm<b>davered89</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:45pm<b>tylerg</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 11:11pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 4:48pm<b>himwhomlaughs</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 4:32pm<b>jerbear939</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 5:27am<b>cameronaka</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 1:57am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:57am<b>davidxflow</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>jtfrisch</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 6:13am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 10:02pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:08am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 11:30pm<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:03am<b>denbroncos94</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:06am<b>rob02</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 7:19am<b>bomberos_08</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 4:47pm

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 10:49pm<b>max_dragonbleu23</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 9:32am<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 10:09pm<b>apgreen69</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 12:37pm<b>coleh1998</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 7:30am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 12:46am<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 1:51am<b>alcoholmage</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 4:24am<b>AmyLouR</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 6:07pm<b>davered89</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 3:14am<b>deepvira</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 7:13am<b>cmchappy</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 4:52am<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 3:33am<b>gavdarv</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 6:56pm<b>cameronaka</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 3:22pm<b>laaryssa</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:31am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 2:45am<b>alex_jones2312</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 4:55pm

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