About Zoeythedinosaur
"I believe God is everything' say Shug. 'Everything that ever was or ever will be. And when you can feel that, and be happy to feel that, you've found it" I'm the kind of person that takes a selfie and puts it everywhere, since a good picture of me is a rarity. Smoking/"Doing" anything is an unbecoming habit in my opinion. I'm very passionate about sleeping. I have lupus. Ask me what that is. I love horror movies, but I'm a complete wimp anyway. My favorite book is a toss up between "To Kill A Mockingbird" and "The Color Purple". Shahi Paneer is my idea of a true comfort meal. I'm multiracial if you feel this dying need to know. I'm 2000000% aware I don't look it, thank you.
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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • I moderated this!

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  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

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  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • One more and it's business time

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    75%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    8%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • 50 quality comments

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    4%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
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