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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 856
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Zodaicz's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33353) - you deserved it (3919)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38133) - you deserved it (3168)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84712) - you deserved it (3927)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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