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Zodaicz
  • Town/Country : Helena, Montana
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 443
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Zodaicz : My names John. I'm 16. I love music anytime from the years 1950-1999. Anything after that is usually trash. Some of my favorite bands/artists are B.B. King, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Frank Sinatra, Nirvana and KoЯn.
I am probably the most stubborn person on Earth...but to be honest. I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not. I went through a depression last year and even contemplated suicide...you may be wondering why I'm putting that on a website like this so everyone can see. I feel that I should share my past with others to redeem myself. Not sure how to put it.
Anyway if you like any music that I like. Let me know and maybe we can have a nice conversation.

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Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (2950)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

#15209261
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (1769)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

#15209261
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (1769)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Iowa)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29548) - you deserved it (2286)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML

#800907
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74369) - you deserved it (2888)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:03pm - work - by Lifeguard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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