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ZleveL
  • Town/Country : Seattle, These YEWNAATID STAYTS UV UHMAARIKUH
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2107
  • Number of comments : 395
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About ZleveL : Allright, if you are reading this your are either, 1.)Bored 2.) good taste in men ;). 3.) want to know about me 4.) pedo creep. If you are number 4 give your number and maybe we can...... Chat ;) JKJKJKJK creeps are creepy >XP


I am 5'7 slightly brown skinned with black hair. As you can see from my picture DUH! :) also I have a sexy chinstrap that is sexy, but a bit small. I'm on an iPod so I don't check messages often. I will be leaving for th next 1-2 years to go to school, so I can't take anything with me :(
After school I'm enlisting in the USMC to go fight like a maniac. oh yeah, I'm a Muslim too :)

In conclusion, I fucking love you, will you marry me?

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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397 (333)

I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (7267)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML

#8711589 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (4311) - you deserved it (13803)

On 02/28/2010 at 4:12am - misc - by combo - Sent from mobile version

Today, it snowed in South Carolina for the first time in 10 years. It snowed eight whole inches! I was so excited, I yelled for my kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to the steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in the hospital with a bad concussion. The snow had all melted. FML

#8210549 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (21373) - you deserved it (3603)

On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26945) - you deserved it (2203)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML

#8094791 (306)

I agree, your life sucks (13719) - you deserved it (3691)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:19pm - animals - by snickerdoodles (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

#8085634 (191)

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On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26528) - you deserved it (3113)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

#8026904 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (2402)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML

#8013959 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (18691) - you deserved it (1740)

On 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by Chrissy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

#8011432 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (6066) - you deserved it (17153)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

#7937064 (132)

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML

#7908688 (276)

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On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML

#7902895 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (19417) - you deserved it (3792)

On 02/05/2010 at 10:14am - misc - by fububc - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361 (239)

I agree, your life sucks (18698) - you deserved it (4187)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (27726) - you deserved it (1758)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)