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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27764) - you deserved it (17581)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML


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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

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