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Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)
Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML
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On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
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On 12/07/2008 at 3:46am - love - by Titanic - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version
Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
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On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she bought for me. I said joking: "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
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