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  • Number of visits : 5188
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ZiivaZephyr : On FML instead of sleeping....again

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yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

#349
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I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (14796)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

2day it's my brthday. My grlfriend gave me the present she bought 4 me. I said joking: ( I hope it's not a tie! ) It was a tie. FML

#343
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26242) - you deserved it (16957)

On 11/19/2008 at 6:33am - love - by Mazzam - Sent from mobile version

yesterday whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
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I agree, your life sucks (22572) - you deserved it (12251)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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