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Zemmiphobia
  • Town/Country : Calgary, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 81
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Zemmiphobia : Been on this site for years but never got around to making an account. Looking forward to join the amazing FML community! (:

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Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31111) - you deserved it (105819)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (4982)

On 04/02/2013 at 5:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 8:22pm - misc - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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