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ZealIFeel
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, NV
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 37
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Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, the ex who I'm still in love with told me he wishes we could be together, but that first I really need to get over the fact that he already has a wife and kids. FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 6:10pm - love - by EFFFF (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 9:01am - love - by xOdaatx - Australia

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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