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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
by Anonyme / 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm / Love
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/01/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by nonameLiz / 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
by Anonymous / 10/20/2009 at 2:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML
by Dave / 09/10/2009 at 9:37am / United States (Ohio) / Love
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…