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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Zangetsu67 : Well for starters I really like anime, my favorite anime is Bleach. Also if you see an account that has the same name, it's more than likely me... Well except for Xbox live were it's Zangetsu167 because some asshole took that user name. So feel free to look me up I won't reject your friend request though I might not get back with you immediately.

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Zangetsu67's favorite FMLs

Today, I was suntanning outside, when I had a bout of nausea. I rushed to the toilet, hoping at all costs to just dry-heave it away. When I lifted the lid, I was faced with two of the most rancid floaters I've ever seen, courtesy of my live-in gran. Well, my stomach's empty now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24735) - you deserved it (1887)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by rainbows? more like shitstorms (man) - United States

Today, I bumped into a man on the street. I apologized and he picked up his wallet. To clear the awkward silence, I pointed out that his wallet looked like mine. It wasn't until I was on the next street that I realized it was my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26243) - you deserved it (10007)

On 07/07/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Aaron Lewis - United States (Kansas)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandmother said she's noticed that I've been very angry lately. She came to the conclusion that I "haven't been laid enough" and my boyfriend is "not doing his job." Thanks Grandma. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by RatCityChick - United States (Washington)

Today, I was assigned to work on a huge project with Michael. Michael refers to himself in the third person, constantly mumbles unintelligibly to himself, doesn't smile, laugh or make eye contact, and refuses to address me directly. I'll be stuck with him for about four months. FML


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On 06/27/2012 at 12:53pm - work - by NoMagicMike (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had to have a long and awkward meeting with my boss. It wouldn't have been too awkward though, if I didn't have to avoid staring at her exposed breast whilst she fed her 8 week old baby. FML

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