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Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2011 at 4:38am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 5:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/22/2011 at 1:20am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
by creepedoutlady / 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by Maddie110110 / 06/07/2011 at 12:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by AndieApocalypse / 06/03/2011 at 12:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
by OopsKid / 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm / France / Miscellaneous
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I told my 13 year old daughter that she was grounded from using her phone. Later on, I get an important call regarding a job that I have been after. After I'd picked up the phone, my daughter starts screaming "HELP! RAPE! HELP!" on the other phone. I don't think I'll be getting the job. FML
by MGZ / 10/18/2009 at 10:33pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend got a new rifle. He forced me to watch him stripping it, oiling it, and sliding… Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He… Today, while trying some new kinky things with my boyfriend, he cried out, "Call me Jesus!" Yeah...…