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by Anonymous / 02/03/2013 at 2:14am / United States (Colorado) / Money
Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2013 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm / Australia / Work
by good job bf / 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by ThisisMedSchool / 11/01/2012 at 5:18pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, I tried to wake my husband up in the middle of the night by kissing him deeply and massaging… Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and… Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he…