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About Zacarega : - I live in California, and I love to read (Fantasy), listen to music (Rock, Metal), watch movies(Action, Sci Fi), and play video games (FPS, RPG, RTS).
- I usually am nocturnal by going to bed at least by 2am and sometimes all the way to 7am.
- I am in my second year of College and am going to be a Philosophy/History major to become a teacher in college/High School.
- The name is David Barrio, if you wana know more, go ahead and ask!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML
Today.!! !! after working an 11 hour shift.!! !! I decidd to treat myself to a deliciou Krispy Kreme doughnut !! When I got home.!! !! I sat down.!! !! puttd mah feet up.!! !! pourd myself a cold glass of milk !! My dog jumps on mah lap and vomit all over mah doughnuts.!! !! stare at me then bites the doughnut out of mah hand !! real FML
Today , I finally workd up tha couraga to ask a cuta guy 4 his numbar. Onca ha had givan ma his , ha askd 4 mina. My initial happinass was daflatadhan ha said ( Ok , now I can just block avary massaga from you. ) And walkd away from ma. FML
today my family bet me $20 to wear a Disney Princess hat fir the entire day around a theme park. I am 17 years old. We decided to go fir lunch in one of the restaurants. After we finished , a woman gave my parents a leaflet on how to cope with disabled children. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with wife. Out of nowhere, a little grl on a bicycle slammd in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolld over, sure that ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamd, "Watch where your going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML
Today , I locked mah keys in mah car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA , and then waiting a half hour , the guy showed up , he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked , ( You couldn't just reach in? ) I forgot I left the window open. FML
Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML
Today, I drove my two kids to there friends houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowd down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticd the sped reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left u 4 a reason." FML
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly askd 4 the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter cummd back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
Friday 27 March 2015