About Zacarega : - I live in California, and I love to read (Fantasy), listen to music (Rock, Metal), watch movies(Action, Sci Fi), and play video games (FPS, RPG, RTS).
- I usually am nocturnal by going to bed at least by 2am and sometimes all the way to 7am.
- I am in my second year of College and am going to be a Philosophy/History major to become a teacher in college/High School.
- The name is David Barrio, if you wana know more, go ahead and ask!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 12:44pm - misc - by bunnylover (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 2:25pm - health - by addie19 (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Jaayoung23 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 2:18am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I was very sick with a stomach virus, so I went to the only doctor's office open on Sundays. Even though I was feeling like a pile of shit, I waited for a woman who was walking in behind me to hold the door open for her. She was the last patient they could take for the day. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 12:19am - health - by Gentleman (man) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 3:41am - animals - by motheroftwo (woman) - Norway (Oslo)
Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by runescapeftw (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened I slipped and fell in the shower and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered "Well, she is masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!". FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by notexactly (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)
Today, I was attending a drug-free lecture at school. The speaker said, "There are many ways to quit smoking. You can try patches, gum, or even quitting cold turkey. Any questions?" I raised my hand, and she called on me. I asked, "How does cold turkey help?" And then I realized. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML
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On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)
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