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Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834 (313)

I agree, your life sucks (25474) - you deserved it (2542)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it I decided to whisper in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I hear behind me, "I am." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34095) - you deserved it (56892)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:28am - intimacy - by unbelievable208 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (16927) - you deserved it (40242)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66683) - you deserved it (2634)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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