uuuuh... I'm 16, bout 5'6 1/2 almost 5'7 and that's bout all i feel like filling out...
Today, I flew into LAX. I get nervous when I fly so I brought my recently deceased dad's ashes with me in my purse. They're in a quarter sized urn which is melted shut. Security didn't believe it contained ashes so they broke it open spilling my dad all over the table. Sorry Daddy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (58567) - you totally deserved it (13474)
On 06/18/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by CaliGirl (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42376) - you totally deserved it (20589)
On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)
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