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by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Harry / 07/20/2011 at 3:40am / United States / Kids
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
by sarahbeth93 / 07/20/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by freakfreak12345 / 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML
by hatemylife / 07/19/2011 at 2:24am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML
by cderr / 07/17/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by CaoiiBieber / 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm / Ireland / Health
by Username / 07/17/2011 at 11:21am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
by bigjohn106 / 07/17/2011 at 8:34am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by imobesejk / 07/16/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML
by anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 9:18am / Canada / Health
by Tanner / 07/16/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
by bananagurl4242 / 07/16/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Oklahoma) / Holidays
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…