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by Elizabeth / 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by xxxkkxxx / 07/29/2011 at 11:37am / Hong Kong / Holidays
by sofargone420 / 07/29/2011 at 10:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 3:24am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went for a drive, but ended up getting into an argument. I reached back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lunged at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. FML
by Tallulah / 07/29/2011 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Love
by RJB / 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by shroooms / 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Health
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
by Rick / 07/28/2011 at 6:51am / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
by Not That Old / 07/28/2011 at 12:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
by ceetee / 07/26/2011 at 9:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/26/2011 at 12:30am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation…