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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can fine me in his room wearing something sexy . He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML

#17299203
130 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah parents took me on a plane ride 4 a vacation in Hong Kong!! What they didn't tell me was that the ( vacation ) is extendd 4 three years!! real FML

#17297166
239 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by xxxkkxxx - Hong Kong

Yesterday, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticd mah AC/DC boxers around mah ankles and startd to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend an I had sex, an it was my first time bieng on top. I got so into it thathen I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

#17294808
222 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 3:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after eating out with my boyfriend, we went 4 a drive, but endd up getting into an argument. I reachd back to grab my bag and storm out of the car. He thought I was trying to take the restaurant's doggy bag and lungd at me. My boyfriend would rather save chicken than our relationship. real FML

#17294621
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On 07/29/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Tallulah (woman) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, I got so bored I made a ( to do ) list fir the week. real FML

#17291746
205 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by RJB - United States

today mah entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

#17284232
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On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I orderd from the pimple-facd kid at the register, pulld out two fives, an he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 yeres away from that. Thank you? FML

#17282563
136 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by Not That Old (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was browsing the webhen I checked the search history. Turns out son has been searching 4 ( nude grills ) and ( hot grills. ) Not only is 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet... he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
243 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today... someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me... "Excuse me... your pants are on fire."

#17270186
51 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone cummed over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML

#17266001
155 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 9:35am - misc - by ceetee - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunkhen I got there. Within the frst 10 minutes , he had told me I was ( like Hitler but with boobs ) , and I was ( offensive to the ninja community. ) Then he said I just wasn't all he had hopd fir and left. FML

#17255469
215 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Taday I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women askd me to stand up an take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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