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Today, I came home from work to find my computer smashed into a hundred pieces. My dad threw it at my mom because they were having a fight and my computer was the closest thing to throw. He refuses to fix it. FML
by Taurus_ChicKa / 05/31/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Money
Today, my daughter called for me to come into the bathroom. Turns out the tummy ache she'd been complaining of was actually parasites in her digestive tract. I could swear they were looking at me from the toilet. FML
by mrsekko / 05/31/2011 at 8:44am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/31/2011 at 7:21am / Intimacy
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
by Me / 05/31/2011 at 2:49am / United States (Arizona) / Work
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
by milkymoo / 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm / Cyprus / Work
by adogg18 / 05/29/2011 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Transportation
by redhanded / 05/28/2011 at 5:24am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by valerie / 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by FMLer / 05/27/2011 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/27/2011 at 11:44am / Romania (Arad) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML
by StatusSearch / 05/26/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 1:21am / Canada / Work
by asnolt / 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 3:55am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy