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Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that’s what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States
Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 4:23pm - misc - by ajdown (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)
Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)
Today, my professor spent the entire class showing us how to make paper airplanes. I pay over 40 grand a year for college. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Scholar (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a car hit me while I was in a crosswalk. The driver jumped out of her car and stepped over me to check her car for damage. FML
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On 06/15/2011 at 1:07am - health - by Username - United States (California)
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
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On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)
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