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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I had a customer scream, rant, and bitch me out because the pictures she took with her own camera came out blurry. My manager took her side. FML

#17010125
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (2286)

On 07/07/2011 at 2:23am - work - by photo grunt - United States (Indiana)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37595) - you deserved it (10142)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52293) - you deserved it (16455)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
124 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML

#16997989
124 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
191 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML

#16996053
191 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anna - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got trapped in a glass elevator at the mall. My father walked right by the elevator, laughed and went into a store. A fireman got me out. FML

#16990171
88 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 6:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28545) - you deserved it (3072)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML

#16983308
175 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 4:27am - intimacy - by davidthegreat (man) - Japan

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML

#16982648
139 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

#16980520
168 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

#16980520
168 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States



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