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  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 June 1989 (26 years)
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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

#17129735
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34308) - you deserved it (16487)

On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (4318)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML

#17117147
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40121) - you deserved it (3606)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by SCREWED (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blow job for the first time. He posted it on Facebook and can't understand why I'm angry with him. FML

#17115865
238 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:53am - intimacy - by krissy8799 - United States (Tennessee)

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
429 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend fingered me. He never cuts his nails. It felt like I was getting intimate with Wolverine. FML

#17107547
297 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

#17097344
156 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 6:01pm - love - by 30Jenna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a family reunion, my dad announced to everyone that I'd finally started my menstrual cycle. My grandmother started sobbing hysterically. FML

#17092331
195 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:31am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
519 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
437 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)



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