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  • Number of visits : 1648
  • Number of comments : 230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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2DAY I FOUND OUT TE ARD WAY TAT EVERYONE IN MA DORM KNOWS I WATC MY LITTLE PONY. FML

#18047257
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11321) - you deserved it (38201)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, after a long bike-ride home, I thought my roommate was being a douche and holding the door shut to our apartment. After about ten minutes of shoulder-slamming and name calling, I discovered that I just wasn't turning the key all the way, which I found out when my roomie came home. FML

#17909794
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6475) - you deserved it (30201)

On 10/05/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by nooooooooob - United States (Nevada)

Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51656)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Yesterday... mah parents thought it would be appropriate to tell mah girlfriend that I usd to stick mah penis looool in a sock puppet and talk to ithen I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (9788)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today.. . mah dad got drunk an asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." mega FML

#15209845
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37494) - you deserved it (3376)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused cuz I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon. real FML

#11238681
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (16844)

On 06/16/2010 at 10:42am - health - by Joy (woman) - Denmark (Staden Kobenhavn)

Taday I was in school and spottd my girlfriend in the hallway. I wantd to be all romantic and grab her lyk guys do in movies. I grabbd her wrist forcefully and pulld her out of the crowd. As I quickly leand in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

#8376672
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11440) - you deserved it (33818)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of mah best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I looool won't stop talking to you." big fat FML

#7333121
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (3435)

On 01/14/2010 at 1:45am - love - by handlin (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was informed after submitting mah request to have Christma off about 2 weeks prior to Thanksgiving that I was denied. About 15 minute later, I overheard the person that denied mah request talking with another agent, who putted their request in today, that they were granted the holiday off. FML

#6594646
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25386) - you deserved it (1724)

On 12/04/2009 at 1:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today I Found Out My Class Was Attempting To Raise Money Fir Me Through A Bake Sale Because Some Grl Spread A False Rumor That I Was Raped And That My Father Was Going To Disown Me. Thehole School Believes It And My Biology Teacher Took Me Aside And Asked If I Needed Someone To Confide In. FML

#3806644
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60711) - you deserved it (2686)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48318) - you deserved it (8296)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281888) - you deserved it (149037)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit!! My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom!! He publicly pulled out my tampon!! FML

#784043
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (424617) - you deserved it (67607)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday my mothar and I walkad past my boyfriand...hom sha's navar mat. Aftar wa casually graatad aach othar and want on our way my mothar says... "Ha's cuta. Who is ha?" I pausad fir a sacond and rapliad... "That's my boyfriand." Sha than asks... "Doas ha know that?" FML

#532977
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62166) - you deserved it (13104)

On 03/22/2009 at 3:45pm - love - by ThanksMa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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