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Today... boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster... right before a huge drop. He bit through lip. FML

#12245991
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42125) - you deserved it (5293)

On 08/01/2010 at 2:06pm - love - by jacobscrackers - United Kingdom (Bracknell Forest)

Today, I was at a club with my friands an my friand got raally drunk. Latar on ha cama up to ma an said ha raally naadad to paa but ha was too drunk to work tha zippar, an askad if I could halp. Whan I finally unzippad him, ha was so dasparata to go ha pissad in my faca. FML

#8382475
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (9199)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by missunlucky (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

today I tried to get my girlfriend of nine month to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, ( If u ask me again, this ishat I'll do to you. ) She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

#6989105
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9176) - you deserved it (33420)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

Today I missed flight. Why? My niece thought it would be funny to empty out suitcase and hide inside. FML

#4226931
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49179) - you deserved it (3324)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Inch'on-jikhalsi)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67157) - you deserved it (15366)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67157) - you deserved it (15366)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67157) - you deserved it (15366)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all mah might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that r actually light plastic. I fell over backward an dumped dirt into mah mouth. FML

#2590991
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (17853)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TURNED 21 AND GOT DRUNK AT A BAR . BIENG SOBER, I WENT THROUGH THEHOLE ORDEAL: CALLING A CAB, CARRYING HIM UP THREE FLIGHTS OF STARS, HELPING HIM BY THE TOILET, AND TAKING HIM TO BED . JUSTHEN I'M ABOUT TO SLEEP, HE GETS UP, PUSHES HIS SHORTS DOWN, AND PEES ON ME . TWICE . FML

#796639
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98389) - you deserved it (7847)

On 04/04/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by vetapplez (woman) - United States (California)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202497) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was discussing sex with my guy friends in there dormhen I asked one of them wat he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied , "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61186) - you deserved it (21152)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was discussing sex with my guy friends in there dormhen I asked one of them wat he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied , "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

#113943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61186) - you deserved it (21152)

On 02/23/2009 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by NeverGonnaGetAny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (28931)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Need To Go To The Toilet. Thinking That Everyone Has Left Work... I Decide That... Since I AM A Jedi... Mah Penis Ought To Be Mah Light Saber. All Of A Sudden I Hear A Familiar Voice: “At Least Someone Is Having Fun!” It Was Mah Boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8470) - you deserved it (28931)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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