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Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21509) - you deserved it (3244)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML


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On 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by tee - United States (Missouri)

Today, I needed to pee at my friend's house. His bathroom door is often left closed even if there's no one in there, so I knocked just to make sure. His stepdad opened the door stark naked. FML


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On 03/30/2015 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by oops (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML


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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML


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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for another girl, via a text message ending with "No hard feelings. Well xcept 4 my cock obvs. ;)" Fuck you, Rick. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML


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On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41894) - you deserved it (4007)

On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML


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On 12/21/2013 at 1:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML


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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

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