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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About YodasTwinSister : If you're reading this in hopes to stalk me, you're failing miserably. I am already stalking you, whilst you stalk me. Stalkception. That's a nice pair of underwear you have on.

P.S. my tongue is sticking out because I enjoy the taste of air. Omnomnom

Have I wasted enough of your time yet?




Now it's all worth it.

Now you're just creeping me out.

Just kidding, I love creepers.

Come take a ride in my van.

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YodasTwinSister's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

by sickofthesmelltoo / 02/28/2013 at 5:56am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

by notapervert / 02/28/2013 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Love

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML

by DumbCuntApparently / 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

by Brook / 02/26/2013 at 3:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health