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About YodasTwinSister : If you're reading this in hopes to stalk me, you're failing miserably. I am already stalking you, whilst you stalk me. Stalkception. That's a nice pair of underwear you have on.
P.S. my tongue is sticking out because I enjoy the taste of air. Omnomnom
Have I wasted enough of your time yet?
Now it's all worth it.
Now you're just creeping me out.
Just kidding, I love creepers.
Come take a ride in my van.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015