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About YodasTwinSister : If you're reading this in hopes to stalk me, you're failing miserably. I am already stalking you, whilst you stalk me. Stalkception. That's a nice pair of underwear you have on.

P.S. my tongue is sticking out because I enjoy the taste of air. Omnomnom

Have I wasted enough of your time yet?




Now it's all worth it.

Now you're just creeping me out.

Just kidding, I love creepers.

Come take a ride in my van.

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Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML


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On 02/28/2013 at 5:56am - misc - by sickofthesmelltoo (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML


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On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML


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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML


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On 02/26/2013 at 3:21am - health - by Brook (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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