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Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

#4525177 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (5538)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030 (321)

I agree, your life sucks (12878) - you deserved it (53050)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

#1893907 (349)

I agree, your life sucks (67913) - you deserved it (2841)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by chaos2007 - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

#794025 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (57162) - you deserved it (12161)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (4987) - you deserved it (17013)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version